To commemorate Labor Day, I went down to Delaware with some buddies to my friend’s parents’ house. It was a great weekend—food-filled and tax-free—where I learned a few things:
1. Britney Spears is quite tricksy
Three years after the fact, I learned what “If U Seek Amy” means, aka I actually thought about the title. I felt like a fool. All this time, I’d wondered, Who is Amy?
2. “Ookie cookie”
Guys are disgusting. That is all I have to say.
3. I really shouldn’t ever eat a Wendy’s Frosty
They contain propylene glycol, a laxative chemical. Apparently, this is common knowledge. (Actually, I think all three things I listed are extremely common knowledge.)
Anyway. Happy Labor Day… and Happy September!