This afternoon, I contributed to the $45 million that Darren Aronofsky’s Noah, his follow-up to the Oscar-winning Black Swan, made at the box office.
Here is the knowledge that my money bought me. (No spoiler alert because…the Bible. And if you’re of the Judeo-Christian persuasion, because you’re reading this. And if you’re a typical moviegoer, because this film was absurd and you probably shouldn’t watch it.)